I lie awake at night thinking about Gen.Patton dying from goddamned car crash injuries in Dec. ’45

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There are enough shit remakes make a shit original

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When I was a kid and went out in the woods I always kept an eye out for Bigfoot. It didn’t matter to me that I was nowhere near the Pacific Northwest, I figured Bigfoot could go where he wanted.

Never saw him though.

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helicopter season has given way to cottonwood season

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The following stories were all written in the last 2 or 3 years. This'll be a good place for them.

Stories posted after this notice will be more current.

-Management

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